HP Commentary #2: CoS

I am proud to presnt, after much slaving over editing, the transcript for the Dvd commentary for Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets that took place on September 7th, 2008, at 1PM EST:

[12:09:32] jescaru : ok, so just comment on the movie....whatever you want to say

[12:09:34] lexilee : yes, where is everyone?

[12:09:34] @ arka : ok so we do it now?

[12:09:34] jescaru : yes

[12:09:42] @ arka : Now we start the commentary for Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets!

[12:09:47] @ arka : in like 15 seconds?

[12:09:55] @ arka : 5

[12:10:05] jescaru : started

[12:10:19] jescaru : lots of clouds

[12:10:28] séverine : i see houses

[12:10:40] séverine : and now the pic

[12:10:49] @ frost : im in the house

[12:10:54] @ frost : and there talking about the bird

[12:11:01] @ frost : and how hedwig need to go out

[12:11:07] séverine : petunia!

[12:11:10] séverine : vernon!

[12:11:18] lexilee : crap i'm behind

[12:11:22] jescaru : he is so little and cute

[12:11:41] séverine : yes very little!

[12:11:53] @ frost : ill be in my bedroom

[12:12:04] séverine : the plan for when the mason will come!

[12:12:09] @ frost : DOBBY

[12:12:20] @ frost : I FUCKING LOVE DOBBY

[12:12:26] jescaru : plan for masons

[12:12:37] @ frost : ...hes sooo ugly

[12:12:41] séverine : dobby in the bed!

[12:12:42] lexilee : plan for masons

[12:13:19] @ arka : dobby is free

[12:13:22] @ arka : *enslaved

[12:13:27] lexilee : dobby!

[12:13:29] @ arka : DOBBY

[12:13:29] jescaru : dobby's skin is all wrinkly

[12:13:34] séverine : dobby cry

[12:13:41] @ arka : and harry is being "rude but not really"

[12:13:41] jescaru : i heart dobby

[12:13:52] @ arka : i love movie dobby

[12:13:55] jescaru : they better not leave him out of movie 7

[12:13:58] @ frost : lol

[12:14:07] @ frost : ill be sooo angry if they do

[12:14:14] @ frost : cause dobby rocks in 7

[12:14:32] jescaru : the masons looked like WTF was that?

[12:14:32] séverine : arh he put his head under the cupboard

[12:14:33] @ frost : poor dobby beating himself up

[12:14:38] @ arka : except the whole dying thing

[12:15:07] @ frost : i just want to pick up dobby and cuddle him

[12:15:15] @ arka : lol harry has a little gryffindor banner on his wall

[12:15:25] séverine : dobby kick him with the light!

[12:15:28] @ frost : beating him self with the lamp

[12:15:39] séverine : vernon is comes

[12:15:51] jescaru : i hate when he hurts himself

[12:16:04] @ arka : wow harry, stuffing an elf into the closet

[12:16:14] jescaru : vernon is so perfect

[12:16:23] séverine : now dobby say that he have keep the letters

[12:16:24] @ frost : WHERES THE FUCKING LETTERS DOBBY

[12:16:37] @ frost : ....thats what harry SHOULD have said

[12:16:38] @ frost : lol

[12:16:38] séverine : lol

[12:16:47] jescaru : that is a lot of letters

[12:16:49] séverine : the cake....

[12:16:52] séverine : haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[12:17:00] jescaru : that dessert looks crazy

[12:17:08] jescaru : purple pudding?

[12:17:12] séverine : true!

[12:17:13] @ arka : lol thank dumbledore harry didnt reach into dobbys tea cozy thing for the letters

[12:17:13] @ frost : lol

[12:17:15] lexilee : oh, I've just noticed the horrible picture of Dudley on the stairs

[12:17:18] séverine : arg!

[12:17:21] séverine : in the head!

[12:17:26] @ arka : that things like 100% frosting

[12:17:32] @ frost : LOL

[12:17:34] @ frost : jomg

[12:17:39] @ frost : i love this part

[12:17:49] jescaru : it looks gross

[12:17:51] @ arka : lol way to not arouse suspicion, harry!

[12:17:54] @ frost : thats why i kept him up stairs

[12:18:01] @ frost : and now the bars are on

[12:18:04] @ frost : NEVER

[12:18:12] jescaru : it is not suspious to put a bar on an upstairs window?

[12:18:39] séverine : yay!! ron!

[12:18:41] séverine : so cute!!

[12:18:45] lexilee : i wonder what they told the neighbours...

[12:18:49] jescaru : fred and george!

[12:18:50] @ frost : i love them

[12:18:58] @ frost : lol

[12:18:59] @ arka : "oh its just ron flying up to my window in a flying car with fred and george, no big deal"

[12:19:02] lexilee : the flying car!

[12:19:02] @ frost : poor twins

[12:19:09] @ frost : there soooo happy in this movie

[12:19:25] @ frost : GO...GO...GO

[12:19:43] jescaru : i dont think harry could lift his trunk that easily

[12:19:53] séverine : yay!! the car flying!

[12:19:55] @ arka : lol vernons like "Num nyah RAWWR"

[12:19:59] @ frost : wow arka

[12:20:02] séverine : happy birthday harry!

[12:20:13] jescaru : ron's voice is so high!! lol

[12:20:17] @ frost : btw harry happy birthday

[12:20:19] jescaru : and cracky

[12:20:34] @ frost : and now there at my fav place in the world

[12:20:37] jescaru : now, lets skip the whole month of August!

[12:20:48] @ frost : mollys going to be SOOO pissed

[12:20:48] jescaru : yea! pigs!

[12:20:54] @ arka : the burrow, before bellatrix sets the place in a ring of fire

[12:21:01] lexilee : ring of fire?

[12:21:10] jescaru : i love the burrow, when i first saw this movie, i was sooo happy with it

[12:21:19] @ arka : "i love magic"

[12:21:24] jescaru : that clock is awesome

[12:21:25] séverine : wow molly is yelling!

[12:21:28] @ frost : "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN"

[12:21:39] @ arka : thats what shes doing in HBP

[12:21:52] jescaru : she is perfect as Mrs. Weasley

[12:21:55] @ frost : "YOU BEST HOPE I DONT PUT BARS ON YOUR WINDOW"

[12:21:56] @ frost : LOL

[12:22:06] séverine : weasley dad!

[12:22:11] jescaru : poor Ginny

[12:22:12] @ arka : lol that is the work of like 80 grandmothers

[12:22:18] jescaru : the jumper is on the cat????

[12:22:20] @ arka : and heres ginny

[12:22:23] @ frost : I love how mollys like a bitch to her kids and hella sweet to harry

[12:22:41] @ arka : "i want to marry her"

[12:22:43] @ frost : really arka

[12:22:54] jescaru : i'm your new son in law

[12:22:57] @ arka : here is ron, the exposition narrator

[12:22:57] @ frost : ok

[12:23:05] @ frost : ..... very wrong of you ....

[12:23:22] séverine : errol the owl

[12:23:26] @ frost : bam the owl hits the window

[12:23:29] @ arka : lol its such a cute little family

[12:23:33] jescaru : i love Mr. Weasley's haircut

[12:23:39] @ frost : ... im not to sure if i would say LITTLE

[12:23:51] séverine : yes not little!

[12:23:52] jescaru : and Percy has a fro

[12:23:57] @ arka : percys hair!

[12:24:01] @ arka : its aaaaaalive!

[12:24:13] @ frost : i love percy

[12:24:20] jescaru : that's a lot of floo powder

[12:24:26] @ frost : hes my boyfriend in my head

[12:24:31] @ arka : again, ron gives us background information

[12:24:34] séverine : poor harry with the" poudre de cheminette!"

[12:24:41] lexilee : i'd like so much to use the Floo

[12:24:49] jescaru : well, they could put hermione in the scene, so ron gets to explain when she is not there
[12:24:53] @ frost : harry F-ed up

[12:25:27] séverine : lol

[12:25:31] jescaru : i love the part they deleted that was suppose to be here

[12:25:31] @ frost : ewwwwwwwwwwww.... heads

[12:25:38] séverine : the hand...

[12:25:42] @ arka : whats with this cape, harry?

[12:25:50] jescaru : is it that cold in England in August?

[12:25:58] @ arka : is that what they give the cool kids at hogwarts?

[12:26:19] @ arka : yes, it is

[12:26:25] séverine : hagrid!!

[12:26:29] séverine : i love him!

[12:26:41] jescaru : harry looks tall in this scene

[12:26:49] @ arka : lol someone said that woman was jo

[12:26:57] séverine : hermione!

[12:27:10] séverine : occulus reparo!

[12:27:36] séverine : gilderoy lockhart

[12:27:37] lexilee : hermione's hair are less bushy than in the 1st movie

[12:28:18] lexilee : gilderoy

[12:28:32] séverine : harry is next to him for the photo

[12:28:51] jescaru : yes

[12:28:51] séverine : draco

[12:28:52] lexilee : draco, when he were still cute

[12:28:55] @ arka : yes

[12:29:09] séverine : lol they are all cute young...

[12:29:27] jescaru : i like lockhart's outfit

[12:29:28] @ frost : that your girlfriend

[12:29:36] lexilee : lucius!!

[12:29:36] jescaru : ginny is all sooty

[12:29:43] @ frost : and the evil father

[12:29:58] séverine : yes evil!

[12:30:01] @ arka : draco is all of a sudden a kleptomaniac

[12:30:16] jescaru : i love that he keeps stealing stuff

[12:30:19] @ arka : lol the cane of doooom

[12:30:20] lexilee : evil, but sexy

[12:30:36] séverine : sexy? huh? not for my eyes!

[12:30:50] séverine : i prefer rogue!

[12:30:54] séverine : snape sorry

[12:31:00] lexilee : mr. weasley's hat

[12:31:08] lexilee : !

[12:31:09] séverine : lol

[12:31:10] jescaru : hermoine gives that speech about fear of a name and then they make a big deal about her saying Voldermort in movie 5
[12:31:21] @ frost : 2 books

[12:31:23] jescaru : that hat rocks!!!

[12:31:35] séverine : yes 2 2 2!!

[12:31:41] séverine : one in +!

[12:32:03] @ frost : Watch the owl

[12:32:05] séverine : 9 3/4!!

[12:32:06] @ frost : watch the owl

[12:32:14] jescaru : this is the only time we see hermoine's parents

[12:32:23] séverine : hogwarts express

[12:32:26] @ frost : the cage is open but the owl dose not fly out

[12:32:29] séverine : the wall

[12:32:32] @ arka : ive been here!

[12:32:34] jescaru : they are so cute with their little carts

[12:32:38] @ arka : in july

[12:32:41] séverine : yes arka true! i love your pic!

[12:32:45] @ frost : shut up arka

[12:33:05] @ frost : if i saw a flying car i would flip

[12:33:07] séverine : the car!

[12:33:17] séverine : flying again!! so cool!

[12:33:33] @ frost : i was kidding arka... you can talk

[12:33:35] séverine : les moldu non pas l'habitude de voir une voiture volante!!

[12:33:43] séverine : *moldues!

[12:34:17] @ arka : more clouds..

[12:34:38] @ arka : lol the viaduct!

[12:34:41] @ frost : id be sooo fucking scared if i was in a flying car and it kept turning in the AIR

[12:34:45] lexilee : esope likes the flying car

[12:35:00] @ arka : "OMGWTF TRAIN!"

[12:35:04] @ frost : and if i was hanning like 200000000000000000000 feet above the air

[12:35:19] @ arka : lol here comes the best line of the movie

[12:35:22] @ frost : .. and whats that arka

[12:35:25] lexilee : harry in danger... as usual

[12:35:38] @ arka : "im trying, yer hands all sweaty!"

[12:35:40] jescaru : lol, i love that line

[12:35:51] @ frost : lol

[12:36:03] @ frost : i love the spider lines

[12:36:08] séverine : the tree!

[12:36:09] jescaru : the best is another ron line..."why couldnt it be follow the butterflys"

[12:36:10] @ arka : theyre hairs like there is wind, even thoguh the windows are closed

[12:36:15] @ frost : and the

[12:36:34] @ frost : my wand... look at my wand....his voice is sooo funy

[12:36:42] @ frost : i love the butterfly line

[12:36:51] séverine : oh yes!

[12:36:54] séverine : i love run

[12:36:56] jescaru : puberty is a hard thing

[12:36:58] séverine : and is red hair!

[12:37:19] jescaru : the tree is killing us!

[12:37:29] @ frost : and the car kicks them out

[12:37:34] @ frost : i HATE that rat

[12:37:46] @ arka : if the whomping willows really wanted to, it couldve killed them

[12:37:47] séverine : lol not killing but...

[12:38:22] @ frost : clearly no one wants you there harry

[12:38:23] @ frost : lol

[12:38:24] jescaru : the tree is there for foreshadowing

[12:38:44] @ arka : lol pettigrews like "WTF!!!"

[12:38:51] @ frost : snape is soooooooo ugly

[12:39:00] séverine : yay! snape! my sexy men!

[12:39:21] lexilee : SNAPE!!!

[12:39:24] @ frost : DUMBLEDORE

[12:39:54] jescaru : i love his voice!

[12:40:05] @ arka : about 11 years before they were born

[12:40:12] @ frost : LOL

[12:40:15] séverine : mac gonagal!

[12:40:21] séverine : the castle!

[12:40:22] @ arka : lol his hair is hilarious

[12:40:22] @ frost : I LOVE THE MUSIC

[12:40:25] séverine : beautiful

[12:40:35] @ frost : SPROUT

[12:40:37] jescaru : minerva looks like she could kill them with her stare

[12:40:52] séverine : true!

[12:40:59] séverine : mandragora!

[12:41:13] séverine : teacher chourave!

[12:41:26] @ arka : hogwarts!

[12:41:27] @ frost : LOL

[12:41:43] @ frost : those plants are disscusting

[12:41:53] @ frost : "yes...well just leave him there"

[12:42:04] séverine : nevil is out!

[12:42:11] jescaru : they never wear those outfits again

[12:42:26] @ frost : draco looks like hes going to pound its face in

[12:42:37] @ arka : oh sprout,, you’re supposed to be a hufflepuff

[12:43:00] @ frost : OHHH GOOD LORD

[12:43:03] séverine : i am at Hufflepuff

[12:43:04] @ frost : howler

[12:43:06] jescaru : sir nick

[12:43:11] séverine : the silly are in no?

[12:43:14] @ frost : im a hufflepuff tooo

[12:43:25] séverine : oops sorry!

[12:43:33] @ arka : lol more random exposition

[12:43:39] séverine : the "beuglante" letter!

[12:43:51] lexilee : ron trying to fix his wand...

[12:43:55] lexilee : and colin!

[12:43:57] @ arka : colin! he dies too

[12:43:57] lexilee : poor colin

[12:44:03] @ frost : .....wow way to kill my life arka

[12:44:05] séverine : yes poor him

[12:44:08] jescaru : not that we see colin in another movie

[12:44:26] jescaru : the directors love some nigel, though

[12:44:31] @ arka : lol just random nigel

[12:44:31] @ frost : darkarts

[12:45:01] jescaru : the howler looks cool

[12:45:03] @ arka : lol molly is amazing

[12:45:16] jescaru : ron looks like he is going to vomit

[12:45:16] séverine : howler?

[12:45:25] @ arka : wtf dragon skeleton

[12:45:40] séverine : lutin de cornouailles?

[12:45:48] @ arka : lol there are 3 lockharts!

[12:45:52] jescaru : i love the smile!

[12:45:53] lexilee : gilderoy next to a picture of himself painting himself...

[12:45:55] @ frost : his poor ears

[12:45:55] séverine : nevil fly now !

[12:46:10] jescaru : why do the girls like lockhart? he is obviously an idiot

[12:46:21] jescaru : cornish pixies

[12:46:22] lexilee : smurf!

[12:46:36] séverine : good question

[12:46:47] séverine : smurf!! lol!!!

[12:46:58] @ arka : lol those pixies suck in the game

[12:47:01] jescaru : i love neville..."why is it always me?"

[12:47:21] séverine : quidditch!

[12:47:23] jescaru : i am glad they left a lot of neville parts in the movies

[12:47:52] @ arka : hogwarts!

[12:48:13] séverine : sang de bourbe!

[12:48:14] jescaru : wood is totally hot

[12:48:20] @ frost : duh

[12:48:26] jescaru : i wonder where that actor is now

[12:48:28] séverine : arggg the "limace"!

[12:48:29] @ frost : malfoy is the seeker

[12:48:49] séverine : hagrid house

[12:48:51] jescaru : marcus flint needs some braces, to bad draco's dad couldnt get him some

[12:48:58] @ frost : eat slugs

[12:49:11] séverine : oh limace = slugs

[12:49:19] jescaru : eat slugs!

[12:49:25] @ arka : yeah sev

[12:49:31] lexilee : i love when colin takes THAT picture

[12:49:32] @ frost : ok this makes me all ewww and want to throw up too

[12:49:32] séverine : and how it's sang de bourbe is in english?

[12:49:38] jescaru : gross!!!

[12:49:45] @ arka : that is nasty

[12:49:45] lexilee : mudblood, sev

[12:50:09] séverine : ok merci lex!

[12:50:16] @ frost : mudblood......

[12:50:19] jescaru : why did they think hagrid would know how to treat vomiting slugs?

[12:51:02] @ frost : hagrid soo sweet

[12:51:08] jescaru : hermoine should know ron loves her!!!

[12:51:13] @ frost : "dont you think on it"

[12:51:20] jescaru : he is vomiting slugs for her

[12:51:35] @ frost : lol

[12:51:42] séverine : the snake voice!

[12:51:43] jescaru : it is!

[12:51:44] @ arka : lol thats so romantic

[12:51:46] @ frost : ummm.... if you say so arka

[12:52:00] jescaru : that snake voice is creepy

[12:52:50] @ frost : kill... kill....kill

[12:52:53] séverine : spider!

[12:52:56] jescaru : i love the old stone hallways

[12:52:58] séverine : arghhhh

[12:53:13] jescaru : why didnt i go to school in a castle?

[12:53:25] @ frost : i hate spiders

[12:53:30] @ arka : "i MUST kill that wretched cat! that will scare everyone!"

[12:53:40] @ frost : i agree with you jess

[12:53:56] jescaru : slow down for the sidekicks!

[12:53:58] @ frost : ITS BEEN OPPPPENNEDD

[12:54:20] séverine : poor miss teigne!

[12:54:22] @ frost : and harry is caught at the scen of the crime

[12:54:30] @ arka : its written in blood, she says after loking at it for a second

[12:54:56] @ arka : and the WHOLE school randomly comes in

[12:55:01] jescaru : how does she know it is written in blood without walking up to it?

[12:55:17] @ arka : "students, harry is screwed, come to the 2nd floor corridor!"

[12:55:23] lexilee : dumbledore to the rescue

[12:55:36] @ frost : you saw what he wrote on the wall

[12:55:41] jescaru : richard harris ROCKS!

[12:55:55] @ frost : lol

[12:55:56] @ arka : dumbledore is talking to the trio

[12:55:56] séverine : ok

[12:56:07] jescaru : is there a lack of shampoo at hogwarts?

[12:56:14] jescaru : can someone give some to filch?

[12:56:22] séverine : lack of shampoo???????

[12:56:27] @ frost : ron is just shaking his head

[12:56:29] jescaru : and snape?

[12:56:32] @ frost : with whatever they say

[12:56:33] @ frost : lol

[12:56:35] @ frost : sooo funny

[12:56:50] @ arka : lol lockhart looks so suspicious

[12:57:03] séverine : mac gonagal class room

[12:57:37] séverine : a rat glass!

[12:57:38] séverine : lol!

[12:57:44] @ frost : lol

[12:58:12] @ frost : SOOO gross

[12:58:36] @ frost : tell us about the chamber of secrets

[12:58:39] jescaru : for a first try, i think ron did pretty well

[12:58:48] séverine : yes!

[12:58:59] @ frost : they should have done a flash back when shes telling the story

[12:59:03] jescaru : lol

[12:59:05] @ arka : again, pettigrews like "omg wtf im a goblet!"

[12:59:42] @ frost : lol

[12:59:51] séverine : lmao

[12:59:52] jescaru : hermoine looked like "i knew it'

[13:00:13] @ frost : i really wish there was a flash back

[13:00:24] @ frost : cause theres one in my head

[13:00:51] @ frost : "let’s think"

[13:00:56] séverine : polynectar

[13:01:19] jescaru : i think mcgonagall has a soft spot for hermoine, i am amazed r/h didnt have a kid named Minerva

[13:01:23] lexilee : i love polyjuice

[13:01:47] @ frost : LOL

[13:01:55] jescaru : maybe, arka

[13:01:56] @ arka : maybe its rose minerva granger

[13:02:01] séverine : you are better than me in hp English worlds lex!

[13:02:54] lexilee : quidditch!

[13:03:04] séverine : the cognard is crazy

[13:03:10] @ arka : random clouds AGAIN

[13:03:10] séverine : the ball

[13:03:16] jescaru : the slyth team looks so gross

[13:03:38] jescaru : too many bludgers to the face

[13:03:47] @ arka : their passing of the quaffle is AWESOME

[13:03:50] lexilee : Is it me or the special effects are way worse than in Ootp?

[13:04:24] jescaru : why are the teachers sitting so up high?

[13:04:40] séverine : to see better jes?!

[13:04:49] @ frost : cause they want to

[13:04:59] séverine : colin! with his camera

[13:05:02] @ arka : lol where are fred and george?!?

[13:05:12] @ arka : this is their job!

[13:05:24] @ frost : lol

[13:05:27] séverine : yay draco underground!

[13:05:59] @ arka : illegal move!!

[13:06:00] séverine : yay winer!

[13:06:02] @ frost : i wish i could fly on a broom

[13:06:19] @ frost : that would hurt like no other

[13:06:22] jescaru : how is destroying the stadium not against the rules?

[13:06:28] séverine : dr lockhart

[13:06:30] @ frost : i would want to like dieeeeeee if i got hit by that

[13:06:31] @ arka : i dont, i would fall and crack my skill

[13:06:34] séverine : damn! see the result!

[13:06:43] séverine : beurk!

[13:06:47] @ frost : his penis almost got smashed

[13:06:54] séverine : penis???

[13:06:59] séverine : wtf?

[13:07:15] @ arka : lol

[13:07:25] @ frost : and now his arm is JELLO

[13:07:30] @ frost : i would be soooo mad at him

[13:07:35] séverine : jelly yes!

[13:07:43] séverine : beurk beurk beurk!!

[13:07:51] lexilee : brb

[13:07:52] @ frost : penis.....its what a guy uses to peee out of

[13:08:02] séverine : yay dobby

[13:08:21] @ arka : lol random hufflepuffs!!!!!

[13:08:35] @ frost : hufflepuffs ROCK

[13:09:17] @ frost : "dobby had to iron his hands”

[13:09:20] jescaru : that room looks hella scary

[13:09:26] @ frost : 5 times, a day thats it?

[13:10:16] @ arka : i love dobby!

[frost leaves for work here]

[13:12:37] @ arka : whos the wizard on the left with the stretcher?

[13:13:40] @ arka : lol rons like "look at me, im cool, im in a girls bathroom!"

[13:13:54] lexilee : those bath room are really cool

[13:14:41] @ arka : how the hell do ghosts make the water flush out???

[13:15:01] @ arka : lol lockhart looks so funny in that suit

[13:15:23] lexilee : aaah, the duel club

[13:15:35] lexilee : one of my favourite moments

[13:15:52] lexilee : gilderoy is hilarious

[13:15:53] séverine : wooow the fight

[13:16:28] séverine : the snake language!

[13:17:14] séverine : fourchelang

[13:17:53] @ arka : lol they do not know the meaning of disarming

[13:18:09] lexilee : and the fall don't even hurt them...

[13:19:06] lexilee : Scary Harry...

[13:19:17] séverine : blood i want blood!!!!

[13:19:26] séverine : kill kill kill

[13:19:48] séverine : oh no nick!

[13:20:02] séverine : and justin!

[13:21:31] @ arka : lol ginny is sitting in the study hall while the attack happens!!!

[13:21:54] lexilee : really?!! i didn't notice that

[13:21:59] séverine : dumbledore room

[13:22:16] séverine : harry talk at the hat now

[13:22:28] lexilee : harry just found nick

[13:22:29] séverine : spider beurk!

[13:22:33] séverine : i am at the spider

[13:22:50] séverine : sand now macgonagal find harruy and the boy

[13:24:00] séverine : tell me when you will see fumesek in fire

[13:24:03] @ arka : fawkes?

[13:24:04] séverine : yes the bird

[13:24:05] lexilee : yes, fawkes

[13:25:33] lexilee : Poor Harry!

[13:25:50] séverine : yay baby bird!

[13:25:52] séverine : born!

[13:25:53] lexilee : It's so sad for him, and so funny in the same time

[13:26:10] lexilee : especially in the book

[13:26:11] séverine : hagrid!!

[13:26:19] séverine : with a chicken in the hand!

[13:26:43] @ arka : lol

[13:27:08] jescaru : lol

[13:27:09] @ arka : next time you hear someone hissing in the bathroom, bring a chicken!

[13:27:09] séverine : my husband have the harry glasses at his shop

[13:27:21] lexilee : And why Harry doen't say anything??? Never got that.

[13:27:36] @ arka : lol what are these horses???

[13:27:40] lexilee : really sev? that's so cool!

[13:27:50] séverine : yes!

[13:27:53] jescaru : i love the snow

[13:28:11] séverine : me too!!

[13:28:12] jescaru : they seriously have the best food at hogwarts

[13:28:19] séverine : yes!

[13:28:26] séverine : i will be very fat if i go there!

[13:28:37] jescaru : hermoine is a little scary with those muffins

[13:28:40] séverine : poor ron wand!

[13:28:55] jescaru : ron and harry should be glad she is their friend

[13:29:05] séverine : yes true

[13:29:24] séverine : yay for 3

[13:29:32] jescaru : crabbe and goyle are idiots

[13:29:36] séverine : good number i think now

[13:29:46] lexilee : don't their mothers told them not to eat candys from strangers???

[13:29:52] séverine : beurk polyjuice look like s h i t !!

[13:30:00] jescaru : that stuff looks gross!!

[13:30:12] lexilee : ron throws up a lot in that movie

[13:30:19] jescaru : i like how after they drink it, they just throw the cups down

[13:30:36] jescaru : let filch clean it up!

[13:30:55] jescaru : it looks like his skin is boiling

[13:30:56] séverine : poor hermione under the little girls room!

[13:31:21] jescaru : i love the part later about her tail!

[13:31:58] jescaru : i like how the two master crabbe and goyle's voice on the first try

[13:32:03] @ arka : percys got normal hair!

[13:32:12] séverine : normaly is a big word!

[13:32:41] jescaru : i didnt know you could read...lol

[13:32:45] séverine : so dark!

[13:32:49] @ arka : the slytherin common room is so cool!

[13:32:50] lexilee : and draco uses a bottle of hair gel every day

[13:32:58] jescaru : it is tooo big for me

[13:33:06] @ arka : with the leather couches

[13:33:25] jescaru : well draco's father can afford the best hair gel

[13:33:35] séverine : lol

[13:33:39] @ arka : lol i love how rons shaking his head

[13:33:58] jescaru : i love draco's snear

[13:34:35] jescaru : he is so tiny here!

[13:34:49] séverine : hermione in cat!!

[13:34:49] jescaru : look at ron defending hermoine again

[13:34:58] lexilee : catwoman!!

[13:35:06] séverine : lol!!

[13:35:25] jescaru : myrtle is ilarious

[13:35:31] @ arka : lol you dont go barging into a girls stall when the girl insides telling you not to come in!

[13:35:34] jescaru : lol

[13:35:49] jescaru : i like her crazy cat eyes

[13:36:00] séverine : mimie cry

[13:36:05] jescaru : i think it is weird ron asks harry about hermoine

[13:36:15] @ arka : lol they can flood the freaking school with all the water

[13:36:32] @ arka : hes in looove

[13:36:37] jescaru : well, why doesnt he go visit her then

[13:36:55] séverine : good question!

[13:37:13] jescaru : ron is such good sidekick! he takes all the abuse

[13:37:31] séverine : the book!

[13:37:35] séverine : evil book

[13:37:50] @ arka : lol harrys insanely curious about the blank book

[13:37:57] jescaru : oh, look! it is my future wife's way of corresponding with the Dark Lord

[13:38:00] @ arka : "its a horcrux harry! dont open it!"

[13:38:02] séverine : yas! go away go away!

[13:38:08] séverine : *yes

[13:38:21] séverine : don't talk to the....BOOK!

[13:38:49] jescaru : a book that responds to questions is obviously evil

[13:38:59] @ arka : especially dont give away your personal info

[13:39:06] séverine : and so don't go on the book!!!!!

[13:39:11] lexilee : Tom's writing is prettier than Harry's

[13:39:27] séverine : well tom is cute

[13:39:42] jescaru : can you tell me about something that will lead me on an adventure with my two sidekicks and break every school rule?
[13:39:47] séverine : and mime is dead....

[13:39:48] @ arka : its like edwards writing

[13:39:52] séverine : poor girl

[13:40:14] séverine : edward?

[13:40:16] séverine : huh???

[13:40:34] jescaru : the writing is like edward cullen's

[13:40:51] jescaru : young dumbledore!

[13:41:10] lexilee : Tom has Superman's curly lock!

[13:41:25] jescaru : he aged a lot in 5 years after getting Riddle at the orphanage

[13:41:32] séverine : evil tom!!!! and poor hagrid!!!

[13:41:47] séverine : lol superman!

[13:41:48] @ arka : lol!

[13:41:48] jescaru : i wonder what the new teenage tom looks like

[13:42:01] @ arka : he grew a whole beard in 5 years

[13:42:14] séverine : that sucks that he don't have keep the same actor for tom teenager

[13:42:25] jescaru : well, he is like 35 now...lol

[13:42:51] séverine : 35 years??? no!

[13:42:59] séverine : i have the same echarpe!!

[13:43:03] séverine : yay

[13:43:08] @ arka : and they DONT HAVE THE VOLDEMORTS REQUEST chapter

[13:43:11] séverine : how you say echarpe lex?

[13:43:37] @ arka : hogwarts!

[13:43:58] séverine : nevil run!

[13:44:18] séverine : giny have kill harry's bed

[13:44:24] séverine : a sign of love??

[13:44:26] lexilee : scarf

[13:44:38] séverine : merci lex

[13:44:50] séverine : i have the yellow and red scarf!

[13:44:59] @ arka : nevilles the messenger

[13:45:19] jescaru : i cant wait to see neville cut the head off that snake in #7

[13:45:23] séverine : lol! macgonagall hat

[13:45:33] lexilee : me too!

[13:45:51] séverine : and me 3!!

[13:45:52] lexilee : but there's a lot of things i can't wait to see in hp7

[13:46:22] @ arka : aww hermione

[13:46:25] jescaru : poor wax hermione

[13:46:33] lexilee : lol

[13:46:49] lexilee : mcgonagall's going to cry!

[13:46:50] jescaru : i wonder where that wax figure is now

[13:48:13] jescaru : i want a cross bow

[13:48:56] jescaru : there's fudge

[13:49:19] séverine : and now it's malfoy dad!

[13:49:53] lexilee : I really love malfoy in the movies better than in the books

[13:50:20] jescaru : "you call this a house?"

[13:50:23] @ arka : lol malfoy is done quite well in the movies

[13:50:30] séverine : i love snape in the movie more than the book

[13:50:36] @ arka : fudge looks so different

[13:50:50] jescaru : they dont even mention him in #6, that is a shame

[13:51:20] séverine : who him?

[13:51:23] jescaru : richard harris kicks gambons ass

[13:51:38] @ arka : lol you just love alan rickman

[13:51:59] lexilee : i love snape everywhere

[13:52:00] séverine : lol yes arka!

[13:52:19] jescaru : follow the spiders

[13:52:25] jescaru : and feed fang

[13:52:27] séverine : why spider and not butterfly!! lol!

[13:52:40] séverine : fluffy!!!

[13:52:54] @ arka : lol

[13:52:56] jescaru : i love ron in this movie

[13:53:02] @ arka : follow the butterflies, follow the butterflies!

[13:53:29] jescaru : that is a big lantern harry is carryng

[13:54:18] séverine : araggog!

[13:54:31] séverine : beurk!! i hate spider!

[13:54:34] jescaru : that is a lot of spiders!

[13:54:38] @ arka : lol theyre killing thousands of aragogs kids with each step

[13:54:50] lexilee : aragorn, huh, aragog!

[13:54:51] séverine : i will be die next to them!

[13:55:02] jescaru : those are massive tre roots

[13:55:11] séverine : aragog

[13:55:25] jescaru : where are pippen and merry?

[13:55:34] séverine : beurk see her little eyes!

[13:55:50] séverine : lol!! in the wood ! jes!

[13:55:59] @ arka : lol

[13:56:06] lexilee : ron is hilarious! he's going to wet himself!

[13:56:22] séverine : his face is so cute!

[13:56:40] séverine : yay the car!

[13:57:06] séverine : yes very funny!

[13:57:08] @ arka : lol rons making such funny noises

[13:57:19] jescaru : lol

[13:57:25] séverine : and he drive a car!

[13:57:27] jescaru : "well thank you"

[13:57:31] séverine : he is so young for that!

[13:57:49] jescaru : i dont think he drives a car well

[13:58:06] séverine : lol me too!

[13:58:09] jescaru : he has to confund the muggle driver instructor at the end of book 7

[13:58:14] séverine : i love fluffy!

[13:58:25] séverine : true!

[13:58:28] lexilee : well, i've never driven a car followed by giant spiders, so i won't judge

[13:58:39] séverine : lol!

[13:58:51] @ arka : lmao the spiders like "wheeeeeeeeee!"

[13:59:13] jescaru : it sounds like the spider took a bite out of ron's neck

[13:59:44] lexilee : Poor car...

[13:59:56] jescaru : i think that the car is letting ron think he is driving

[14:00:14] séverine : the paper!

[14:00:42] séverine : basilic!!

[14:00:47] séverine : snake!

[14:00:59] séverine : with horrible yellow eyes!

[14:01:27] jescaru : we are in hermonie's room

[14:01:44] jescaru : ron looks sad

[14:01:53] jescaru : harry gets paper

[14:01:58] lexilee : breathe sev, breathe, the snake is IN the tv

[14:02:02] @ arka : lol harry has a hand fetish in this movie

[14:02:11] @ arka : hes always touching everyones hands

[14:02:11] lexilee : lol

[14:02:14] séverine : true

[14:02:21] jescaru : lol

[14:02:22] séverine : lol

[14:02:56] jescaru : i need to reread this book

[14:03:16] séverine : i love that scene between Lockhart and snape

[14:03:23] lexilee : yes that scene is great

[14:04:00] @ arka : lol hogwarts has giant pipes

[14:04:04] lexilee : i love how the teachers go on with the bashing

[14:04:11] jescaru : ron looks so disgusted that he has been drinking "snake" water

[14:04:19] séverine : gilderoy the bad boy run!

[14:05:06] lexilee : pink jacket...

[14:05:19] jescaru : no not ginny!

[14:05:21] séverine : as someone here sometimes.....

[14:05:29] @ arka : "Noooo not my future girlfriend and wife!"

[14:06:00] @ arka : omg lockhart has a wig!

[14:06:13] séverine : i am in mimie girls room

[14:06:21] jescaru : lockhart has a lot of crap to pack....how does he think he is going to get out of the castle with 100 trunks?
[14:07:11] jescaru : lol

[14:07:22] séverine : the chamber open

[14:07:38] jescaru : i think myrtle looks a lot like harry

[14:07:42] @ arka : not yet...

[14:07:45] jescaru : i wonder if they are related

[14:08:13] jescaru : does no one dust or clean the castle?

[14:08:45] jescaru : that sink/mirror is very dirty

[14:08:54] @ arka : the actress who plays myrtle is like 40 years old

[14:08:58] lexilee : Harry looks high when he speaks parseltongue

[14:09:11] jescaru : i like when the chamber opens...totally cool

[14:09:53] jescaru : why dont they just leave lockhart...he is useless

[14:10:14] séverine : hum myrtle.....

[14:10:18] @ arka : lol total disregard for lockharts life

[14:10:40] jescaru : that looks like a fun ride

[14:10:58] jescaru : they should have a slide down into the chamber of secrets ride at the new theme park

[14:11:09] séverine : lol lockhart have forgot himself!!

[14:11:10] lexilee : you think they'll do it in the theme park?

[14:11:12] séverine : the silly!!

[14:11:20] lexilee : lol jes

[14:11:31] @ arka : omg that should be a ride at the theme park

[14:11:35] lexilee : lol arka

[14:11:41] lexilee : great minds...

[14:12:03] jescaru : then you have to fight a snake with a laser wand thing

[14:12:10] @ arka : lol

[14:12:18] jescaru : i should have been on the planning committee of this theme park

[14:12:20] séverine : lol!

[14:12:32] @ arka : harry nearly got crushed by a rogue boulder

[14:12:44] jescaru : poor ron, left behind to do sidekick work

[14:12:52] séverine : ginny!

[14:12:58] séverine : run harry!

[14:13:05] jescaru : harry, go ahead and do all the brave stuff....i'll move some rocks

[14:13:09] séverine : tom is here!

[14:13:43] @ arka : this door to the chamber is so cool!

[14:13:44] jescaru : it is totally cool!

[14:14:08] jescaru : i hate parsel tongue, it looks so stupid when harry does it

[14:14:10] lexilee : lol, just what i was thinking

[14:14:20] jescaru : i cant wait to see ron do it!

[14:14:42] séverine : parcel tongue?

[14:14:44] séverine : huh?

[14:14:56] @ arka : in the game these giant snake statues breathe fire

[14:14:56] lexilee : fourchelangue

[14:15:04] @ arka : snake language

[14:15:06] jescaru : so, they have been searching the castle for years and never found this huge underground lair?
[14:15:20] séverine : ok thanks

[14:15:34] @ arka : hands again

[14:15:38] lexilee : oh no, Tom has lost his superman's lock

[14:15:48] lexilee : that means he's going to die

[14:15:52] jescaru : tom is kinda cute, he has nice cheeckbones and dimples, to bad he is evil

[14:15:55] séverine : lol!

[14:16:21] jescaru : ginny would never be evil! i love her!

[14:17:04] séverine : fumesec yay!

[14:17:08] jescaru : the outfits in the 1940s looked a lot like the ones from the 90s

[14:17:35] @ arka : lol

[14:17:40] séverine : the basilic!

[14:17:42] lexilee : name on fire!

[14:18:11] @ arka : this part is cool too

[14:18:24] jescaru : that reminds me of writing my name with sparklers

[14:18:33] séverine : eyes broken now!

[14:18:50] @ arka : lol the voldemort anagram is SO FUNNY in foreign translations

[14:18:54] jescaru : i bet people who just watch the movies where like "oh my god" at that part

[14:19:08] séverine : run harry run!

[14:19:45] lexilee : In french, it's Tom ELVIS Jedusor

[14:20:04] jescaru : instead of a slyth. badge, tom has on a hogwarts badge....thats weird

[14:20:07] lexilee : yes, voldemort's name is Elvis

[14:20:10] @ arka : lmao!!!

[14:20:24] jescaru : that is hilarious lexi!!!!

[14:21:09] jescaru : i like how tom tells harry that the snake is blind, if he hadnt said anything, harry wouldnt have known
[14:21:16] @ arka : its scabbers!

[14:21:30] @ arka : lol the basilisk looks like godzilla

[14:21:42] séverine : godzila!!lmao!!

[14:21:48] jescaru : i bet his breath stinks

[14:21:50] séverine : brb

[14:22:11] lexilee : the sword!

[14:22:34] jescaru : poor ginny

[14:23:07] @ arka : the sword is tiny

[14:23:17] jescaru : but, if even if tom did come back alive, he wouldnt have the knowledge that he gained since he was 16, right?
[14:23:24] lexilee : Size don't matter, you know

[14:23:29] jescaru : lol

[14:23:39] @ arka : well...

[14:23:55] lexilee : the important is how you use it

[14:23:58] jescaru : that is a big bald head

[14:24:04] lexilee : the sword, of course

[14:24:06] séverine : yay and 1 horcruxe dead! one!

[14:24:22] jescaru : yea!!!

[14:24:25] @ arka : it sounds like godzilla too

[14:24:31] jescaru : one down, 6 to go!

[14:24:51] lexilee : bye bye Tom!

[14:24:53] séverine : yes hard work for find the 6 others!

[14:25:03] jescaru : i love all the ink leaking out of the diary

[14:25:06] séverine : lol!

[14:25:22] @ arka : "i must grab ginnys hand!"

[14:25:29] lexilee : omg he dies like Spike at the end of "Buffy"

[14:25:31] séverine : yay all fly ow!!!

[14:25:44] jescaru : i wish JKR had shown when hermione destroyed the cup in book 7

[14:26:26] lexilee : fawkes is cute

[14:26:49] séverine : fawkes is cute yes!

[14:27:22] jescaru : i want a phoenix

[14:27:42] séverine : lol if you find one.....

[14:27:57] séverine : you will try to play at the lottery!

[14:28:02] jescaru : lol

[14:28:11] @ arka : where the hell does this tunnel come out?

[14:28:17] jescaru : that is a good question, arka

[14:28:18] @ arka : anyone could just fall into the chamber

[14:28:46] jescaru : dumbledore's office is a lot smaller in this movie than the next 3

[14:28:58] séverine : arghhh dobby and malfoy!

[14:30:11] jescaru : ahhh, the good ole days before dumbledore needed a beard chain

[14:30:23] séverine : voldemort!

[14:30:38] @ arka : and when dumbledore would actually explain crap!

[14:30:40] jescaru : and he didnt freak out on harry

[14:30:54] @ arka : instead of just setting curtais on fire

[14:31:00] lexilee : i had forgotten the beard chain...

[14:31:03] jescaru : or leaning on poor ron's hurt leg

[14:31:16] séverine : lol

[14:31:26] séverine : poor dobby!

[14:31:31] jescaru : i hope you like this sword harry, i am going to give it to you later

[14:31:40] séverine : malfoy is evil!

[14:31:42] jescaru : dobby is soooo cute!!!

[14:32:05] @ arka : and your going to have to be naked when you get the sword

[14:32:15] jescaru : lol

[14:32:22] lexilee : lol

[14:32:32] séverine : yay the socks!!! dobby is free!!!!!!!!!

[14:32:40] séverine : naked???????

[14:32:51] jescaru : i like the way the malfoys work snakes into their everyday outfits

[14:33:17] jescaru : i think a snake over each breast would be nice

[14:33:32] lexilee : Be careful Harry, SPEW is coming

[14:33:37] jescaru : lol

[14:33:56] séverine : lol!

[14:34:20] séverine : hermione!! yay!!

[14:34:32] @ arka : lol were beating up the elf now, but we wont form an orginization to protect elf rights later
[14:34:41] séverine : lol not hugs with ron!

[14:34:46] séverine : just a handshake!!

[14:34:58] jescaru : brb

[14:35:03] séverine : kk

[14:36:12] @ arka : lol dobby messed up lucius's hair

[14:37:01] séverine : hagrid makes me cry when he say thanks at the 3

[14:37:08] séverine : and hugs them!

[14:37:11] @ arka : lol hermione

[14:37:35] lexilee : no exams? even OWLs and NEWTs?

[14:38:19] séverine : happy end!!!!!!! yayyyyy!

[14:38:27] séverine : for that movie.....

[14:38:29] @ arka : lol the 5th and 7th years got their futures screwed

[14:38:55] @ arka : hagrids dramatic entrance

[14:39:06] @ arka : lol sev your waaay ahead of us

[14:39:10] séverine : lol! yes

[14:40:11] lexilee : the end!

[14:40:14] @ arka : lol everyones randomly clapping

[14:40:19] lexilee : lol

[14:40:22] @ arka : the whole movie is about hagrid

[14:41:24] @ arka : yay hogwarts!

[14:41:46] @ arka : the end!

[14:41:53] séverine : yay!!

[14:41:59] séverine : happy end!

[14:42:28] @ arka : yeah even though there is random hugging

[14:42:43] lexilee : I didn't see if snape was clapping too

[14:43:09] @ arka : i think he was standing up

[14:43:31] séverine : me too!

[14:43:38] séverine : yes!

[14:43:44] @ arka : that was fun

[14:43:44] séverine : very nice to do!!

[14:43:54] lexilee : Yes that was nice!

[14:44:39] séverine : what you will do all now?

[14:44:40] lexilee : Did someone saved the chat?

[14:44:49] @ arka : now to edit a 27 page word document!!!

[14:44:49] séverine : poor you arka!!!

[14:44:54] lexilee : lol that answer my question

[14:45:52] @ arka : now i can make my windows fullscreen again